DO NOT EAT THIS BREAD!!
May 31, 2006
Ok, this is just vile. Yet not vile like you would expect it… behold this bread:
Just a plain ole loaf of bread right??
WRONG!
Would you like to know what sets this bread apart from all other breads?
This bread is eight weeks old.
I'll give you a moment to re-read that, and let your jaw recoil back into your head.
Now eight weeks is just the amount of time I have owned said science project. It has lived on my counter for the full 8 weeks. After it was out for a week forgotton, and there were no signs of mold, I thought to myself "i'm going to see how long it takes this thing to mold". Well, 8 weeks later, there are no signs of mold, and only the begining symptoms of staleness. You could make toast from it easily. I couldn't possibly look at this thing another day, so i decided to open it up and bring this culinary nightmare to a close.
…and now you know why I am afraid of modern processed foods…and why I refuse to buy non-organic bread.
