Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Red Things Found In Ms. Bizarre's House 1. Red Sofas 2. Red Collanders 3. Red Toaster 4. Red Cooking Utensil Holder 5. Red Fan 6. Red Cardinals 7. Red Wine 8. Red Tablecloth 9. Red Crock Pot 10. Red Cherry Bread Box 11. Red Cherry Canisters 12. Red and Black Painting 13. Red Butter Bell (…coming soon!) Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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Alternative Mothering

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Letter To My F’n Neighbor

What the letter to the girl who moved in next door a few weeks ago, says:

Good Evening Neighbor:Welcome to our neighborhood. This note is to ask you to please refrain from excessive noise making in the late night to early morning hours. All of our bedrooms face your apartment and parking lot. I understand that your normal comings and goings are sure to be heard by us. However, I find that the slamming of doors, cars peeling out, and loud gentlemen to be a bit over what is usually considered normal comings and goings. Please also advise your friends who may be visiting you that there is large number of children in this neighborhood, and it is not wise to fly into the parking lot from Grand River.I appreciate your understanding.

Your Neighbor,

Krystal

What I really want to say:

Bitch you need to tell your booty call to shut the fuck up.  No one wants to hear what he has to say at 5:50 in the god damn morning.  Tell ya friends to stop peeling into the god damn parking lot before they kill one of our kids.  Don't make me cut a bitch.

Shooda Cooda…

I should do something today.

I have alot that I could choose from…

I could do laundry

I could work on the compost.

I could vacuum the floors.

I could scour the bathroom.

I could spot clean the sofas.

I could go and fix that horrible room upstairs.

I could figure out how in the hell I'm going to drive to Maryland in slightly less than 2 weeks.

I could stress out, and go into deep denial.